100 GOLD COINS STAR TROPHY GOLDEN CROWN SWIFT SHOES
" +
"";
document.getElementById("prize-collect").addEventListener("click", function(){
if(typeof grantSwiftShoes === "function") grantSwiftShoes();
if(typeof grantTouch === "function") grantTouch();
div.remove();
if(typeof say === "function") say("Prize collected. Now run to the old computer.");
});
});
}
});
}
/* Hook: after profile setup, start the tiny game */
(function(){
var _origCallback = null;
/* Wrap showProfileSetup to trigger tiny game after login */
var _checkInt = setInterval(function(){
if(typeof showProfileSetup === "function"){
clearInterval(_checkInt);
var _orig = showProfileSetup;
showProfileSetup = function(callback){
_orig(function(user){
if(user) startTinyWinGame(user);
if(callback) callback(user);
});
};
}
}, 500);
})();
/* ===== ACT 2: LOG IN — v90 ===== */
function showLoginAct(callback){
var div = document.createElement("div");
div.id = "login-act";
div.style.cssText = "position:fixed;top:25%;left:10%;right:10%;z-index:310;" +
"background:rgba(0,0,0,0.95);border:2px solid #d8a920;border-radius:12px;" +
"padding:24px;color:#ffd700;font-family:sans-serif;text-align:center;";
div.innerHTML =
"
ACT 2: LOG IN
" +
"
You registered. Now log in.
" +
"" +
"" +
"" +
"";
document.body.appendChild(div);
document.getElementById("login-send").addEventListener("click", function(){
var u = document.getElementById("login-user").value.trim();
var p = document.getElementById("login-pass").value;
fetch("/api/game/login", {method: "POST",
headers: {"Content-Type": "application/json"},
body: JSON.stringify({username: u, password: p})})
.then(function(r){ return r.json(); })
.then(function(d){
if(d.ok){
div.remove();
if(callback) callback(d.user);
} else {
document.getElementById("login-error").textContent = d.error || "Failed";
}
});
});
}
/* ===== EXISTENTIAL DIALOGUE — v91 ===== */
function solidExistentialDialogue(username, callback){
var lines = [
"Wait a second...",
"Now who even are you?",
"What even is all of this?",
"Why am I... or you... even here?",
"Who, what, when, why, how... and WHERE even are we?"
];
var div = document.createElement("div");
div.id = "existential";
div.style.cssText = "position:fixed;top:20%;left:8%;right:8%;z-index:315;" +
"background:rgba(0,0,0,0.95);border:2px solid #00ccff;border-radius:12px;" +
"p