'
+ ''
+ '';
document.body.appendChild(div);
var words = [
'A woman walks into the room you are in.',
'She looks at you.',
'She turns and walks out the door.',
'You follow. She is waiting outside.',
'She looks you up and down and says:',
'"Hey. Do you have a girlfriend?"'
];
var w = document.getElementById('door-words');
var i = 0;
var wt = setInterval(function(){
if(i < words.length){
w.innerHTML += '
'+words[i]+'
';
i++;
}else{
clearInterval(wt);
document.getElementById('door-choices').innerHTML =
''
+ '';
}
}, 1600);
}
function doorAnswer(yes){
var w = document.getElementById('door-words');
var ch = document.getElementById('door-choices');
if(ch) ch.innerHTML = '';
if(!yes){
/* no girlfriend */
w.innerHTML += '
"What the hell? That is a shame."
';
setTimeout(function(){
w.innerHTML += '
She hands you a code. "Take my code. Click me later."
';
setTimeout(function(){
/* she gives a continuum code */
try{
var codes = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('ruby-codes')||'[]');
codes.push('her-code-'+Date.now());
localStorage.setItem('ruby-codes', JSON.stringify(codes));
}catch(e){}
unlockAchievement('Her Code');
codeStatus('she gave you her code — click her later');
setTimeout(function(){
var d = document.getElementById('woman-door');
if(d) d.remove();
}, 3000);
}, 2000);
}, 2000);
}else{
/* yes, has girlfriend */
w.innerHTML += '
"Let us go. Come on now. Be mine."
';
setTimeout(function(){
w.innerHTML += '
She takes your hand. She walks you through a crowd.
';
setTimeout(function(){
w.innerHTML += '
The crowd thickens. You look around.
';
setTimeout(function(){
w.innerHTML += '
She is gone. You lost her.
';
unlockAchievement('Lost Her in the Crowd');
codeStatus('she walked you through a crowd... and you lost her');
setTimeout(function(){
var d = document.getElementById('woman-door');
if(d) d.remove();
}, 3000);
}, 2000);
}, 2000);
}, 2000);
}
}
function overhearFlirtyCall(){
var call = generateFlirtyCall();
var div = document.createElement('div');
div.style.cssText = 'position:fixed;bottom:120px;left:50%;transform:translateX(-50%);z-index:9997;background:rgba(30,10,20,0.9);border:2px solid #ff66aa;border-radius:10px;padding:10px 20px;color:#fff;font-family:Arial;font-size:13px;max-width:80%;text-align:center;';
div.innerHTML = '
📱 OVERHEARD (18+)
'
+ '
"'+call.a+'"
'
+ '
"'+call.b+'"
'
+ '
"'+call.c+'"
';
document.body.appendChild(div);
setTimeout(function(){ if(div.parentElement) div.remove(); }, 7000);
}
function overhearRandomCall(){
var call = generateKindCall();
var div = document.createElement('div');
div.style.cssText = 'position:fixed;bottom:120px;left:50%;transform:translateX(-50%);z-index:9997;background:rgba(20,30,20,0.9);border:2px solid #00ff88;border-radius:10px;padding:10px 20px;color:#fff;font-family:Arial;font-size:13px;max-